Random Rambling
Well, what can I say? I haven't written anything in forever (besides last night's recap of the fashion show) so I feel like I should say a few more of my observations and thoughts. Alrighty, here goes:
Item #1: My grandmother is here for the weekend. And driving me crazy with her incessant rambling (and not the entertaining, read-when-you're-bored kind of rambling like what I'm doing now). Oh, no. She prefers to ramble about the WASL and Culminating Projects, which she's highly in favor of and thinks (and I quote) "Culminating projects are the only way for WA State students to get ahead and focus their goals so they can go to better colleges and get the high-paying careers before the foreign kids do." She also (mistakenly) thinks that the UW is the best possible college out there and that it would be the perfect school for me. Um, no. No it wouldn't. Just because she teaches elementary school doesn't mean she's Queen of Washington State Educational Information.
Item #3: I have discovered what may actually be the perfect school for me. The University of Oregon! Despite the fact that their mascot is a duck, it sounds like a great place to go. Their journalism program is very accomplished and is recognized as one of the top 25 in the country, so yay! Because that's what I'm majoring in. AND they offer a major in specifically magazine journalism, which is way cool because I'd love to write for a magazine, even though I really see myself writing children's books and young adult novels.
Item #4: By this time next week I will have been hypnotized to be with Johnny Depp. Yes, I'm serious. My mom's boyfriend (who, in case you're already suspicious, is not a wierdo hippie freak, he's just a normal guy) learned how to hypnotize people while traveling in another country, and recently he hypnotized my mom to think she was in Paris. She described it as one of the most happy and calming experiences she's ever had. So I asked him (jokingly~ I didn't actually think he'd be able to do it) if he could hypnotize me to think I'm in the Carribbean on a ship with Johnny Depp (aka Captain Jack Sparrow). And he said he totally could!!!!! OMG!!!!! He said all he does is tell me a story and tell me what's going on around me, and I'll see it come to life. As in, Johnny Depp will be standing right in front of me!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO excited. The not-so-great part is that since it is my mom's boyfriend, and he's a very normal not-freaky wierd guy, the story he'll have come alive for me will probably not rise above PG level. Which leads me to wonder, if I was to find a professional hypnotist who had no problem whatsoever with leading a young girl into rated R hypnosis, WHAT WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW??????? Oooh. I'll think on that one for a while.
Item #1: My grandmother is here for the weekend. And driving me crazy with her incessant rambling (and not the entertaining, read-when-you're-bored kind of rambling like what I'm doing now). Oh, no. She prefers to ramble about the WASL and Culminating Projects, which she's highly in favor of and thinks (and I quote) "Culminating projects are the only way for WA State students to get ahead and focus their goals so they can go to better colleges and get the high-paying careers before the foreign kids do." She also (mistakenly) thinks that the UW is the best possible college out there and that it would be the perfect school for me. Um, no. No it wouldn't. Just because she teaches elementary school doesn't mean she's Queen of Washington State Educational Information.
Item #3: I have discovered what may actually be the perfect school for me. The University of Oregon! Despite the fact that their mascot is a duck, it sounds like a great place to go. Their journalism program is very accomplished and is recognized as one of the top 25 in the country, so yay! Because that's what I'm majoring in. AND they offer a major in specifically magazine journalism, which is way cool because I'd love to write for a magazine, even though I really see myself writing children's books and young adult novels.
Item #4: By this time next week I will have been hypnotized to be with Johnny Depp. Yes, I'm serious. My mom's boyfriend (who, in case you're already suspicious, is not a wierdo hippie freak, he's just a normal guy) learned how to hypnotize people while traveling in another country, and recently he hypnotized my mom to think she was in Paris. She described it as one of the most happy and calming experiences she's ever had. So I asked him (jokingly~ I didn't actually think he'd be able to do it) if he could hypnotize me to think I'm in the Carribbean on a ship with Johnny Depp (aka Captain Jack Sparrow). And he said he totally could!!!!! OMG!!!!! He said all he does is tell me a story and tell me what's going on around me, and I'll see it come to life. As in, Johnny Depp will be standing right in front of me!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! I am SO excited. The not-so-great part is that since it is my mom's boyfriend, and he's a very normal not-freaky wierd guy, the story he'll have come alive for me will probably not rise above PG level. Which leads me to wonder, if I was to find a professional hypnotist who had no problem whatsoever with leading a young girl into rated R hypnosis, WHAT WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO WITH CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW??????? Oooh. I'll think on that one for a while.
posted by Kayley @ 8:43 PM
3 Comments:
At 9:20 PM,
Eggo the Waffle said…
Kayley, you never cease to entertain me. As for your Johnny Depp encounter, I'm hoping that goes well for you. You could probably force in a little creative embellishment, if you really wanted to. I hypnotized myself once. I couldn't stop spinning my arms over my head, man did that look retarded. I guess my will is stronger than my own. :P
At 6:48 PM,
Kayley said…
lol that's hilarious. I could actually see you doing that!
At 5:33 PM,
Eggo the Waffle said…
Fortunately, I was alone when I did it. But still, the fact that I've hypnotized myself is not something of which I'm proud. Hopefully your experience will be a little more enjoyable.
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